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Pimp's voting power

2010-04-28 23:34:10 by AndrewGlisson13

I do not understand all the hype over Pimp's voting power. Apparantly, people think it is so high that if he votes 5 on a flash, it's score will instantly go up to 5.00, and if he votes 0, it will instantly be blammed. In reality, his voting power is approximately 11.90, which is not even remotely close to enough to do either of these things. Not to mention, there are currently 178 users on this site with higher voting powers.



Just because it's 2010. Discuss.

Also, I am not an '09er, so don't attempt to be a smartass and comment on my signup date.



Damn n****rs.


Facebook faggot.

2010-04-11 03:12:26 by AndrewGlisson13
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Never thought I would make this many news posts in one day. Lmfao.

Anyways, some fag on Facebook wanted me to change my picture. Our conversation is as follows.

Him: for some reason i keep seeing ur pic on my prof. so i kinda think ur pic is a bit offensive so if u could change it that would be great thanks

Him: so u wont or will change it

Me: http://happybrainstorm.com/wp-includes /images/just_say_no.gif

Him: WTH JUST TELL ME!

Me: http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/77 5507338a5b3aa9bdce4be095b576b9

Him: ur not funny

Me: http://www.o--rly.com/owl_orly.png

Him: yes really ur really not funny

Me: http://cdn0.knowyourmeme.com/system/pr ofile/icon/2608/big/Oh_ok.png?12612726 61

Him: ok thats actually pretty funny... but still can u change ur prof. pic to like 1 of these instead of my lord flipping me off

Me: http://www.all4humor.com/images/files/
No%20Drowning.jpg

Him: y not

Me: Pick one.

Him: the button thing cuz thats funny

Me: http://cdn0.knowyourmeme.com/system/pr ofile/icon/2608/big/Oh_ok.png?12612726 61

Me: Oh and by the way; What's the difference between Jesus and a painting?

Me: You only need one nail to hang up a painting.

Him: thats not funny at all

Me: http://images.starcraftmazter.net/4cha n/for_forums/butthurt2.jpg

Him: i dont even no u but scru u

Me: http://cdn3.knowyourmeme.com/i/10837/o riginal/795664-butthurt12copy_1_super.
jpg

Him: hahaha butthurt

Me: http://moderateinthemiddle.files.wordp ress.com/2009/11/no-shit-sherlock.jpg

Him: scru u now whos butthurt

Me: http://home.arcor.de/irgendeine-adress e/images/super-gay.jpg

Him: hahahahaha look where the red guys hand is

Me: http://www.donotter.com/connects/Smile ys/default/inorite.gif

And there's more of this random bullshit to come, just as soon as he replies.

EDIT: More of his utter fucking stupidity.

Him: wuts dat

Me: http://tcritic.com/wp-content/uploads/
2007/07/your-mom2.jpg

Him: only gurls send pics like dat

Me: http://img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/you re-fucking-retarded.jpg

Him: LITTLE GURL

Me: http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/1 433/773584-picard_facepalm_super.jpg

Him: now that didnt even say anything

Me: http://www.motifake.com/demotivational -poster/0903/double-facepalm-demotivat ional-poster-1238022040.jpg

Him: umm... ok

Me: http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s85 /Stebthefirst/TripleFacePalm.jpg

Him: how can that be trye when im talking to u ur the biggest faaaiiiiiiiil ive evr seen

Me: http://fantasydragon.net/scv/bs/postin g/nou.jpg

Him: how old r u? act ur age

Me: http://www.bagelsound.com/visual/digit al/splice/images/over9000.jpg

Him: WHAT!?

Me: http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/294 3/over9000d.png

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Yes, I understand that my shitty meme filled responses aren't exactly mature, but it doesn't really matter. If it makes him all pissy, than it's good enough for me.

EDIT: He replied again, but I got tired of replying with that same old shit, so I decided to stop and just use text. It's not going to be funny at all anymore, but I'm posting anyways because I fucking feel like it.

Him: is it me or are these just getting stupider hmmmm just like ur prof. pic

Me: Alright, enough of the pictures. You're actually right; they are getting less and less funny. Regardless, you're fucking retarded. It's my profile, not yours. Not my fault that you're getting all pissy over a pixelated image on your screen.

I love how you're telling me to act my age when you're the one getting all pissed over nothing and then resorting to childish insults like "scru u", "LITTLE GURL" and "ur the biggest faaaiiiiiiiil ive ever seen". I suppose they would be a little bit less childish if you would at least spell them right, but still not by much.

EDIT: He replied and then blocked me. Retarded as fuck.

Him: im entitled to my opinion i never said "CHANGE UR PROFILE PICTURE!! I HATE IT"i said "for some reason i keep seeing ur pic on my prof. so i kinda think ur pic is a bit offensive so if u could change it that would be great thanks" its called abreviating things k and if ur too retarded to know that then no wonder ur retarded enough to have a prof. pic like that there fore u r the biggest FAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLL ive ever seen

.

"CHANGE UR PROFILE PICTURE!! I HATE IT" really isn't at all different from what you had really said. It may have been a bit more polite, but for you to decide to bring it up to me as a message indicates that you felt exactly the way you did in the example provided. The purpose of "abreviating" is to shorten things, and, in total truth, "gurl" is no shorter than is it's correct spelling. "Faaaiiiiiiil" is actually much longer than "fail". "Scru" may be shorter than "screw", but is it truely that hard to add an additional few letters? This is not a chatroom. You have all the time you need to type something. Don't be so fucking lazy.

How does having this profile picture make me retarded? Are you indicating that all atheists are retards? Are you truely that close-minded and ignorant? How does this make me into an enormous failure?

In conclusion, this guy is likely the biggest retard I have ever met in my entire life.


Going to make a sequel to "The Impassable Quiz"

2010-04-11 00:45:34 by AndrewGlisson13
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Hopefully, this time, it won't suck balls as much as it's predacessor.

EDIT: Fixed the typo fail in the title. Lmfao.


Lmfao.

2010-04-10 21:16:44 by AndrewGlisson13

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Lmfao.



No longer will I foolishly worship false Gods or merely be faithless as I have recently been. I have realized that, obviously, The Flying Spaghetti Monster is the one and only TRUE God. Yes, I have converted to The Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster. I finally understand that the universe as we know it was all created by His Noodly Appendage.

May The Flying Spaghetti Monster bless you all!


Hah, wow.

2010-04-03 17:31:02 by AndrewGlisson13
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I write a review for Madness Combat 6.5 with an overall score of 6, and 5 minutes later it is marked as useless by ten-year-old fanboys who feel it necessary to mark a decent review useless because they disagree with it.

EDIT: Holy fuck, it's marked as helpful now. What the hell?


Wow, lmfao.

2010-04-01 00:24:52 by AndrewGlisson13
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At first I thought this was a lame ass prank, but then I realized that certain words were being replaced with "Kevin Bacon" and I actually luled a bit.

On a sidenote, I'm going to replace my shitty level 60 icon with something less nooby looking, probably just my Jesus middle finger picture. We'll see how that goes.

EDIT: I changed the icon, but it looks like fucking shit.