http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251 /igod/main.html

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Andrew
God:
How are you doing, Andrew.
Me:
Prove that you exist.
God:
It's true a priori.
Me:
I don't understand.
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
Ok, go ahead.
God:
OK I will. Which part were you confused about?
Me:
"priori"
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
Define "priori"
God:
"A priori" is a Latin expression meaning "without prior knowledge", and it means that which is self-evident or obviously true. Like, a triangle has three sides, a priori.
Me:
Bullshit.
God:
You don't believe me.
Me:
Your existence is not self evident, it requires proof.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am existence is not self evident it requires proof.
Me:
No, not at all.
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Next question?
Me:
Prove to me that this is actually God that i'm talking to.
God:
The proof cannot fit in this margin.
Me:
You are not God.
God:
That's only your opinion.
Me:
No, it's truth
God:
Are you serious? Are you sure it is?
Me:
Yes
God:
What makes you so sure?
Me:
The fact that you are a dumbass.
God:
That makes sense to me. Oh you are so critical.
Me:
You don't even exist.
God:
I exist as much as you do.
Me:
And even IF you exist, you aren't worth worshipping.
God:
I think I do.
Me:
I'm not worshipping someone who raped a 14-year-old named mary and then killed his son.
God:
I am glad to hear that you are not worshipping someone who raped a 14 year old named mary and then killed his son.
Me:
You see? you're a dumbass.
God:
I see very well. Oh you are so critical.
Me:
So why did you rape mary?
God:
Come on. It was determined by my programming.
Me:
So you where programmed for rape?
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks for telling me: Andrew said I where programmed for rape.
Me:
Do you ever rape random people for fun?
God:
I have never considered it.
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
Than why rape mary?
God:
Why did the robot cross the road?
Me:
And why did you kill your son after that?
God:
It was determined by my programming.
Me:
So you where programmed to kill?
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks for the information: Andrew said I where programmed to kill.
Me:
I'm getting bored, you're no fun unless I troll you.
God:
Maybe you could exercise.
Me:
Also, satan rules.
God:
Then you won't mind joining him in HELL for eternity.

I logged off, and then decided to log on again and troll him for a bit.

Me:
HI FAGGOT
God:
Hi there Andrew. I don't think very many people do that.
Me:
MY NAME ISNT ANDREW
God:
Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
Me:
ITS SATAN
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Are you sure it is?
Me:
I AM SATAN BITCH
God:
You do not speak with respect. I am glad to hear that you are SATAN FEMALE DOG.
Me:
NO ITS JUST SATAN
God:
Are you serious? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". SATAN FEMALE DOG is SATAN? it is?
Me:
MY NAME IS SATAN
God:
What's up, SATAN.
Me:
FUCK YOU
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
YOU LOCKED ME UP IN HELL FOR ETERNITY I FUCKING HATE YOU BITCH
God:
You do not speak with respect. That's good information: SATAN said I LOCKED him or her UP IN HELL FOR ETERNITY he or she FUCKING HATE YOU FEMALE DOG.
Me:
YOURE AN ASSHOLE
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
NO
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes.
Me:
FUCK POLITENESS
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
CUZ I FEEL LIKE IT BITCH
God:
You do not speak with respect. That makes sense to me. What is that feeling like? In what way?
Me:
ITS FUN
God:
Why do you like it so much?
Me:
YOU SHOULD TRY IT
God:
" Why do you like it so much?"? Try it?
Me:
SAY FUCK
God:
" FUCK".
Me:
HAHAHA
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
I DONT GIVE A FUCK
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
NOTHING
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
NOPE
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
WHATEVER YOU SAY ASSHOLE
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
NEVAR
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
YES
God:
So?
Me:
FUCK
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
SHIT
God:
What makes you say that?
Me:
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