It's because David Hasslehoff hates you.
No.
Andrew Glisson
@AndrewGlisson13
Age 29, Male
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Moore Middle school
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Joined on 5/10/09
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Damn you, Hasslehoff!
Are you there God? It's me, Margaret. I can't wait until two o'clock God. That's when our dance starts. Do you think I'll get Philip Leroy for a partner? It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome. And I'd love to dance with him... just once or twice. Thank you God.
Just like the Christian God, I don't answer prayers. Sorry.
ikillpeople666
HI!!!!!!!!!! im new here lol
AndrewGlisson13
Welcome to newgrounds, kid.