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Andrew Glisson @AndrewGlisson13

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Moore Middle school

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What's his/her/its teaching on killing people who believe something you don't?

The Flying Spaghetti Monster loves all of his children, and does not wish for any to be killed in his name. Regardless of his omnibenevolence, His Noodly Appendage will send those who defy him via murder to the noodless abyss of Hell.

What's your belief on homosexuality? As for your response to my first question, what about defensive kills?

The Flying Spaghetti Monster is appalled by such indecent behaviors, and thus shall send all homosexuals to Hell. He will accept defensive kills.

The FSM loves you!

Well that sounds very reasonable. What do FSMists (or -ians?) think about the breastfeeding vs. formula feeding debate?

We prefer to be referred to as Pastafarians. The Flying Spaghetti Monster does not think much of the difference between breastfeeding and formula feeding.

OK, do Pastafarians have some centralized organization, or is it just all over the place with a thousand different interpretations like Islam?

All followers of The Flying Spaghetti Monster are united.

Where are they united? Also (I just remembered to ask this), do you count killing an unarmed homosexual as a defensive kill? Please consider the reduced likelihood of AIDS spreading through society and to the individual before answering.

I'm running out of shit to say. Lmfao.

Lol that's OK, we all need time to search our souls. We also need time to make stuff up, so the two actions are indistinguishable to everybody else.

Yes, the Flying Spaghetti Monster highly encourages us to take our time if needed.

i shall join the faith of the flying spaghetti monster

You have chosen wisely.

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Lmfao.