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Hello newgrounds!

Posted by AndrewGlisson13 - May 10th, 2009


You may know me as AndrewGlisson11, but, unfortunately, I can no longer use that account.

My little brother was trying to make a newgrounds account, but he couldn't because he couldn't use the same email address as me (Damn newgrounds!) In order to let him use that email address, I changed the email address that my account was useing to a bunch of random gibbrish.

Unfortunately, I had no idea that doing so would mean that I would have to go to that email adress (which doesn't really exist) and re-validate my account (which is not possible, since the email address doesn't exist.) so my old account is no longer vailidated and it cannot be validated (Fucking newgrounds!)

I had to completely re-create my account. I have to start all over again. :(

EDIT: I just found a really pathetic attempt to prove god's existence. I've seen it on a number of sites, and I must say, it is so pathetic, that it makes me laugh. Here it is:

"If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And: K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But: A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

Finally: L-O-V-E-O-F-G-O-D
12+15+22+5+15+6+7+15+4 = 101%

Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that although hard work and knowledge will get you close, and attitude will get you there, it's the Love of God that will put you over the top!
"

Using the same logic, however, "L-O-V-E-O-F-S-A-T-A-N" would get you 130%. It is truely nothing more than a coincidence, only a total fool could beleive that it proves the existence of god.


Comments

...sounds a bit shit.

perhaps

Holy Shit, what an exciting story!

Yes, i'm going to have it published and sold as a novel soon. I'm gonna be rich!

I'd like to buy the rights to make a movie about it.

Go ahead. we're going to be millionaires!

And possibly a videogame tie-in.

No, not millionaires, BILLIONIRES!!

Sounds like you need a hug

Ya :( lol

Make the email address.

I don't have the slightest idea how.

Wait, so you don't know how to create an e-mail address?

I don't know shit about computers, really. Kinda pathetc, for someone who has been on newgrounds for nearly 3 years, but true.

But in some ways, isn't it good to start over?

I mean, you can leave all your nooby first posts behind.

Ya, that's one of the few good things.

I'd very much like to delete my first 100 or so posts

I'd very much like to delete all 400 of my posts.

Oh god. That "argument" to prove God's existence is just so fucking stupid
(yes, I do realize the slight irony in my comment).

Lol I still say things like "thank god" "god dammit" etc just for the hell of it.

And I do understand that argument was complete bullshit. I just contardicted it for fun :)

It's better to brighten others' day while never revealing your exact religion (or lack thereof) than to try to find proof that your religion is right and win converts. People who waste time writing up things like that almost make me ashamed of my beliefs.

Yes.