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WHAT THE FUCK!?

2009-09-19 01:16:05 by AndrewGlisson13

I just noticed that, all of a sudden, my whistle level went straight from silver to normal.

WHAT THE FUCK!?


New post

2009-09-06 19:53:59 by AndrewGlisson13

Old news post was getting old, so I made a new one.

Unrelated pictrure below.

New post



http://www.holysmoke.org/cos/what-cos.
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Ask me anything.

2009-08-31 00:13:15 by AndrewGlisson13

All of your questions will be answered.


rgsfgd

2009-08-23 00:25:03 by AndrewGlisson13

Previous news post was getting old, so I made this one.

Unrelated pic below.

rgsfgd


lolol

2009-08-16 02:19:34 by AndrewGlisson13

lolol


Yay

2009-08-16 01:51:42 by AndrewGlisson13

Finally passed 2,500 B/P points and made it into the millitary ranks, thanks to clock day.

Just figured I should say this so I could finally be rid of my previous news post.

Yay


OMG

2009-08-13 00:26:09 by AndrewGlisson13

http://www.americanrhetoric.com/speech es/mlkihaveadream.htm
http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/a olertranslator.html

IM HAPY 2 JOIN WIT U 2DAY IN WUT WIL GO DOWN IN HIS2RY AS TEH GRAAETST DEMONSTRATION FOR FREDOM IN DA HIS2RY OF OUR NATION

FIEV!11!11 WTF SCORE YEARS AGO A GREAT M3RICAN IN WHOS3 SYMBOLIC SHADOW WE STAND 2DAY SIGNAD DA AMANCIPATION PROCLMATION!111!1!1 WTF LOL THES MOMAN2US D3CRE CMA AS A GRAAT BACON LIGHT OF HOPE 2 MILIONS OF NAGRO SLAEVS WHO HAD BEN SEAERD IN DA FLMES OF WITH3RNG INJUSTIEC!!!!!11!1 OMG LOL IT CM3 AS A U DAYBR3AK 2 END TEH LONG NIGHT OF THERE CAPTIVITY

BUT!1!!!1111 WTF ON3 HUNDR3D YEARS L8R DA NEGRO STIL SI NOT FRE!!!11!!1! WTF LOL ONE HUNDR3D YEARS L8R TEH LIEF OF TEH NEGRO SI STIL SADLEY CRIPLED BY TEH MANACLES OF SEGREGATION AND TEH CHANES OF DISCRIMINATION!!!!! ONE HUNDRED Y3ARS L8R DA NEGRO LIEVS ON A LONALEY ISLAND OF POVERTY IN TEH MIDST OF A VAST OCEAN OF M8RIAL PROSP3RITY!11!11!! WTF LOL ONA HUNDRED YEARS L8R DA N3GRO SI STIL LANGUISH3D IN DA CORNERS OF MARICAN SOCEITY AND FINDS HIMS3LF AN AXIEL IN HIS OWN LAND!1!111!!1 OMG LOL AND SO WEVA COME HERE 2DAY 2 DRMATIEZ A SHM3FUL CONDITION

IN!!!!1! A SANS3 WEVE COM3 2 OUR NATIONS CAPITAL 2 CASH A CHEK!!1111!1 WTF WHAN DA ARCHIETCTS OF OUR REPUBLIC WROTE TEH MAGNIFIECNT WORDS OF TEH CONSTITUTION AND DA DECLARATION OF IND3PEND3NC3 THAY WARE SIGNNG A PROMISORY NOT3 2 WHICH EV3RY MERICAN WAS 2 FAL HEIR!1!!1!!!! OMG WTF LOL THES NOTE WAS A PROMIES TAHT AL MEN YES BLAK MAN AS W3L AS WHIET M3N WUD B GUARANTED TEH UNALEINABLE RIGHTS OF LIEF LIEBRTY AND DA PURSUIT OF HAPIENS!1!1!1! LOL IT SI OBVIOS 2DAY TAHT MARICA HAS DEFAULTED ON THES PROMISORY NOTA INSOFAR AS HER CITIEZNS OF COLOR R CONCERNED!111!!1! WTF LOL INSTAAD OF HONORNG THES SACRED OBLIGATION MARICA HAS GIEVN TEH NEGRO PEOPLA A BAD CH3K A CH3K WHICH HAS COME BAK MARK3D INSUFICEINT FUNDS

BUT!!!1111 OMG WE REFUES 2 BLEIVE TAHT TEH BANK OF JUSTIEC SI BANKRUPT!!!!! LOL WE REFUES 2 BLEIVE TAHT THEIR R INSUFICEINT FUNDS IN DA GREAT VAULTS OF OPORTUNITY OF THES NATION!1!!11 WTF LOL AND SO WEVA COMA 2 CASH THES CHAK A CH3K TAHT WIL GIEV US UPON DEMAND TEH RICH3S OF FREDOM AND TEH S3CURITY OF JUSTIEC

WA!!111 HAEV ALSO COMA 2 THES HALOWED SPOT 2 RAMIND M3RICA OF TEH FEIRC3 URGENCY OF NOW!!11!1!1! WTF THES SI NO TIEM 2 ENGAEG IN DA LUXURY OF COLNG OF OR 2 TAEK DA TRANQUILIZNG DRUG OF GRADUALISM!1111! OMG WTF NOW SI TEH TIEM 2 MAEK REAL TEH PROMIESS OF D3MOCRACY!11!!!!1! OMG LOL NOW SI TEH TIEM 2 RIES FROM DA DARK AND D3SOLAET VALEY OF SAGRAGATION 2 TEH SUNLIT PATH OF RACIAL JUSTIEC!1!11!! OMG WTF LOL NOW SI DA TIEM 2 LIFT OUR NATION FROM DA QUIXANDS OF RACIAL INJUSTIEC 2 TEH SOLID ROK OF BROTHARHOD!1!!!!1! OMG WTF NOW SI DA TIEM 2 MAEK JUSTIEC A REALITY FOR AL OF GODS CHILDR3N

IT!11!1!1 OMG LOL WUD B FATAL FOR TEH NATION 2 OVERLOK DA URGENCY OF TEH MOM3NT!!!!1 OMG WTF LOL THES SWELTARNG SUMAR OF TEH NEGROS LEGITIMAET DISCONTENT WIL NOT PAS UNTIL THEIR SI AN INVIGORATNG AUTUMN OF FREDOM AND EQUALITY!!!11!11 WTF NIENTEN SIXTY-THRE SI NOT AN END BUT A BGINNG!!11! OMG WTF LOL AND THOSE WHO HOPE TAHT DA NEGRO NED3D 2 BLOW OF ST3M AND WIL NOW B CONTANT WIL HAEV A RUD3 AWAEKNNG IF DA NATION RETURNS 2 BUSIENS AS USUAL!111!!1!! WTF LOL AND THEYRE WIL B N3ITHER REST NOR TRANQUILITY IN MERICA UNTIL DA N3GRO SI GRANTED HIS CITIEZNSHIP RIGHTS!!!!1! LOL TEH WHIRLWINDS OF R3VOLT WIL CONTINUE 2 SHAEK TEH FOUNDATIONS OF OUR NATION UNTIL TEH BRIGHT DAY OF JUSTIEC EM3RG3S

BUT!!!!!1!11 LOL THEIR SI SOMETHNG TAHT I MUST SAY 2 MAH P3OPLE WHO STAND ON TEH WARM THRASHOLD WHICH L3ADS IN2 DA PALAEC OF JUSTIEC IN DA PROCES OF GANENG OUR RIGHTFUL PLAEC WE MUST NOT B GUILTY OF WRONGFUL DEDS!!!1!!!11 OMG WTF LAT US NOT SEK 2 SATISFY OUR THIRST FOR FREDOM BY DRINKNG FROM TEH CUP OF BITERNES AND HATRED!11!1 OMG WE MUST FORAVER CONDUCT OUR STRUGL3 ON TEH HIGH PLAEN OF DIGNITY AND DISCIPLIEN!!11!111 LOL WE MUST NOT ALOW OUR CREATIEV PROTEST 2 D3G3NARAET IN2 PHYSICAL VIOL3NCA!!!!!!! OMG LOL AGANE AND AGANE WA MUST RIES 2 DA MAEJSTIC HAIGHTS OF METNG PHYSICAL FORCE WIT SU FORCA

THA!11111 OMG WTF LOL MARVELOS NU MILITANCY WHICH HAS 3NGULF3D DA NAGRO COMUNITY MUST NOT LAAD US 2 A DISTRUST OF AL WHIET PAOPLE FOR MANY OF OUR WHIET BROTH3RS AS EVIEDNCED BY THEYRE PRASANC3 H3RE 2DAY HAEV COME 2 REALIEZ TAHT THERE D3STINY SI TEID UP WIT OUR D3STINY!1111 WTF AND THEY HAEV COM3 2 REALIEZ TAHT THEYRE FREDOM SI IENXTRICABLEY BOUND 2 OUR FREDOM!!111! OMG WTF

W3 CANOT WOK ALONA

AND!!!11!111 LOL AS W3 WOK WE MUST MAEK TEH PLEDG3 TAHT WE SHAL ALWAYS MARCH AEHAD

WE!!!!!!11! WTF LOL CANOT TURN BAK

THERE!!1!! OMG WTF R THOSE WHO R ASKNG TEH D3VOTES OF CIVIL RIGHTS WH3N WIL U B SATISFEID??!!!!!! OMG LOL WA CAN NEVAR B SATISFEID AS LONG AS DA NEGRO SI TEH VICTIM OF TEH UNSPEAKABL3 HORORS OF POLIEC BRUTALITY!!!!1!!!1 WE CAN NEVER B SATISFEID AS LONG AS OUR BODEIS HEAVY WIT TEH FATIGU3 OF TRAEVL CANOT GANE LODGNG IN DA MOTELS OF DA HIGHWAYS AND DA HOTELS OF DA CITEIS!11!1!1 OMG LOL WE CANOT B SATISFEID AS LONG AS DA NEGROS BASIC MOBILITY SI FROM A SMAL3R GH3TO 2 A LARG3R ON3!1!!! OMG WTF LOL WE CAN NAVER B SATISFEID AS LONG AS OUR CHILDREN R STRIP3D OF THEYRE SELF-HOD AND ROBED OF THEYRE DIGNITY BY SIGNS STATNG FOR WHIETS ONLEY!!1!1!1!! OMG WTF WE CANOT B SATISFEID AS LONG AS A N3GRO IN MISISIPI CANOT VOT3 AND A NEGRO IN NU YORK BLEIV3S HA HAS NOTHNG FOR WHICH 2 VOTA!!!11!111 OMG WTF NO NO W3 R NOT SATISFEID AND W3 WIL NOT B SATISFEID UNTIL JUSTIEC ROLS DOWN LIEK W8RS AND RIGHTEOSN3S LIEK A MIGHTY STRAMĀ¹

IM NOT UNMINDFUL TAHT SOME OF U HAEV COMA H3RA OUT OF GRAAT TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS!1!!!1!11 OMG LOL SOM3 OF U HAEV COM3 FRASH FROM NAROW JALE C3LS!!1!!! OMG AND SOME OF U HAEV COMA FROM AERAS WH3RE UR QU3ST - QUEST FOR FREDOM LAFT U BATERED BY DA S2RMS OF P3RSECUTION AND STAGARED BY DA WINDS OF POLIEC BRUTALITY!!11!!1!1 OMG WTF LOL U HAEV BEN DA VET3RANS OF CREATIEV SUFERNG!1!1! LOL CONTINU3 2 WORK WIT TEH FATEH TAHT UNEARNED SUF3RNG SI R3DEMPTIEV!!111 OMG WTF GO BAK 2 MISISIPI GO BAK 2 ALABMA GO BAK 2 SOUTH CAROLINA GO BAK 2 GEORGIA GO BAK 2 LOUISIANA GO BAK 2 DA SLUMS AND GH3TOS OF OUR NORTHERN CITEIS KNOWNG TAHT SOM3HOW THES SITUATION CAN AND WIL B CHANGED!1!!1!! LOL

LET US NOT WALOW IN DA VAL3Y OF D3SPARE I SAY 2 U 2DAY MAH FREINDS

AND!111!!1 OMG SO AV3N THOUGH WE FAEC DA DIFICULTEIS OF 2DAY AND 2MOROW I STIL HAEV A DRAM!1!!1 WTF IT SI A DREM DEPLEY ROTAD IN TEH MERICAN DRAM

I!!111!1 OMG WTF HAEV A DR3M TAHT ONE DAY THES NATION WIL RIES UP AND LIEV OUT TEH TRUA MEANNG OF ITS CRED WE HOLD THESA TRUTHS 2 B SELF-3VIEDNT TAHT AL MAN R CR3AETD AQUAL

I!1!11!! OMG LOL HAEV A DREM TAHT ON3 DAY ON TEH RAD HILS OF GAORGIA DA SONS OF FORMER SLAEVS AND DA SONS OF FORMAR SLAEV OWNERS WIL B ABLA 2 SIT DOWN 2GETHAR AT TEH TABLA OF BROTHERHOD

I!!1!1!!1 OMG WTF HAEV A DRAM TAHT ON3 DAY 3VEN DA STAET OF MISISIPI A STAET SWELT3RNG WIT DA H3AT OF INJUSTIEC SW3LTARNG WIT DA H3AT OF OPRESION WIL B TRANSFORMED IN2 AN OASIS OF FREDOM AND JUSTIEC

I!111!!!1 OMG WTF LOL HAEV A DREM TAHT MAH FOUR LITLE CHILDREN WIL ON3 DAY LIEV IN A NATION WH3RE TH3Y WIL NOT B JUDG3D BY DA COLOR OF THERE SKIN BUT BY DA CONTANT OF THERE CHARACTAR!1111

I HAEV A DR3M 2DAY

I!!111!1 OMG WTF LOL HAEV A DREM TAHT ONA DAY DOWN IN ALABMA WIT ITS VICIOS RACISTS WIT ITS GOVERNOR HAVNG HIS LIPS DRIPNG WIT TEH WORDS OF INTERPOSITION AND NULIFICATION - ONA DAY RIGHT THEYRE IN ALABMA LITL3 BLAK BOYS AND BLAK GIRLS WIL B ABLE 2 JOIN HANDS WIT LITL3 WHIET BOYS AND WHIET GIRLS AS SIST3RS AND BROTHERS

I!1!1!!! LOL HAEV A DREM 2DAY

I!!1!!1 WTF HAEV A DR3M TAHT ON3 DAY 3VERY VAL3Y SHAL B 3XALTED AND EV3RY HIL AND MOUNTANE SHAL B MAED LOW DA ROUGH PLAECS WIL B MAED PLANE AND DA CROK3D PLAECS WIL B MAED STRAGEHT AND TEH GLORY OF TEH LORD SHAL B R3VEAELD AND AL FLESH SHAL SE IT 2GATH3R2

THIS!1!1111 OMG WTF LOL SI OUR HOPE AND THES SI TEH FATEH TAHT I GO BAK 2 DA SOUTH WITH

WITH!1!!1!1 OMG WTF LOL THES FATEH WA WIL B ABL3 2 HEW OUT OF TEH MOUNTANE OF DESPARE A S2N3 OF HOP3!!!!!!11 OMG WTF WIT THES FATEH WE WIL B ABLA 2 TRANSFORM TEH JANGLNG DISCORDS OF OUR NATION IN2 A BAUTIFUL SYMPHONY OF BROTHERHOD!1!!1!!! WIT THES FATEH W3 WIL B ABLE 2 WORK 2GETHER 2 PRAY 2GETH3R 2 STRUGLE 2GETHER 2 GO 2 JALE 2G3THER 2 STAND UP FOR FREDOM 2GATH3R KNOWNG TAHT W3 WIL B FRE ON3 DAY

AND!1!!11! OMG THES WIL B DA DAY - THES WIL B DA DAY WH3N AL OF GODS CHILDREN WIL B ABLA 2 SNG WIT NU M3ANNG

MY COUNTRY TIS OF THE SWET LAND OF LIEBRTY OF THE I SNG!11!111 LOL

LAND WHERA MAH FATH3RS DEID LAND OF DA PILGRIMS PRIED

FROM AVERY MOUNTANESIED LAT FREDOM RNG!!1!!1!11 LOL

AND IF M3RICA SI 2 B A GRAAT NATION THES MUST BCOME TRUE

AND!!!1!1 OMG SO L3T FREDOM RNG FROM TEH PRODIGIOS HIL2PS OF NU HMPSHIER

L3T!!11! OMG WTF FREDOM RNG FROM TEH MIGHTY MOUNTANES OF NU YORK

LAT!111!1 OMG WTF LOL FREDOM RNG FROM DA HAIGHTENNG ALAGHENEIS OF PENSYLVANIA!1!1!11 OMG LOL

LET FREDOM RNG FROM DA SNOW-CAPED ROKEIS OF COLORADO

LET!!1!1!! OMG LOL FREDOM RNG FROM DA CURVAECOS SLOPES OF CALIFORNIA

BUT!!!11!!!1 OMG WTF LOL NOT ONLEY TAHT

L3T FREDOM RNG FROM S2NA MOUNTANE OF GEORGIA

LAT!11!!!! WTF LOL FREDOM RNG FROM LOKOUT MOUNTANE OF TANESE

LAT!1!11111 WTF FREDOM RNG FROM AVARY HIL AND MOLAHIL OF MISISIPI

FROM!!11!! OMG WTF LOL EVARY MOUNTANESIED L3T FREDOM RNG

AND!!111 OMG LOL WHEN THES HAPANS WHAN WA ALOW FREDOM RNG WH3N WA L3T IT RNG FROM EVERY VILAEG AND 3VERY HML3T FROM 3V3RY STAET AND 3V3RY CITY WE WIL B ABLE 2 SPED UP TAHT DAY WHEN AL OF GODS CHILDR3N BLAK M3N AND WHIET MAN J3WS AND GENTIELS PROTASTANTS AND CATHOLIS WIL B ABLE 2 JOIN HANDS AND SNG IN TEH WORDS OF TEH OLD N3GRO SPIRITUAL

FRE AT LAST!!1!!111 WTF LOL FRE AT LAST

!1111 LOL THANK GOD ALMIGHTY W3 R FRE AT LAST
!111!!!11 OMG WTF


My chat with God.

2009-07-26 13:22:38 by AndrewGlisson13

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251 /igod/main.html

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Andrew
God:
How are you doing, Andrew.
Me:
Prove that you exist.
God:
It's true a priori.
Me:
I don't understand.
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
Ok, go ahead.
God:
OK I will. Which part were you confused about?
Me:
"priori"
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
Define "priori"
God:
"A priori" is a Latin expression meaning "without prior knowledge", and it means that which is self-evident or obviously true. Like, a triangle has three sides, a priori.
Me:
Bullshit.
God:
You don't believe me.
Me:
Your existence is not self evident, it requires proof.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am existence is not self evident it requires proof.
Me:
No, not at all.
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Next question?
Me:
Prove to me that this is actually God that i'm talking to.
God:
The proof cannot fit in this margin.
Me:
You are not God.
God:
That's only your opinion.
Me:
No, it's truth
God:
Are you serious? Are you sure it is?
Me:
Yes
God:
What makes you so sure?
Me:
The fact that you are a dumbass.
God:
That makes sense to me. Oh you are so critical.
Me:
You don't even exist.
God:
I exist as much as you do.
Me:
And even IF you exist, you aren't worth worshipping.
God:
I think I do.
Me:
I'm not worshipping someone who raped a 14-year-old named mary and then killed his son.
God:
I am glad to hear that you are not worshipping someone who raped a 14 year old named mary and then killed his son.
Me:
You see? you're a dumbass.
God:
I see very well. Oh you are so critical.
Me:
So why did you rape mary?
God:
Come on. It was determined by my programming.
Me:
So you where programmed for rape?
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks for telling me: Andrew said I where programmed for rape.
Me:
Do you ever rape random people for fun?
God:
I have never considered it.
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
Than why rape mary?
God:
Why did the robot cross the road?
Me:
And why did you kill your son after that?
God:
It was determined by my programming.
Me:
So you where programmed to kill?
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks for the information: Andrew said I where programmed to kill.
Me:
I'm getting bored, you're no fun unless I troll you.
God:
Maybe you could exercise.
Me:
Also, satan rules.
God:
Then you won't mind joining him in HELL for eternity.

I logged off, and then decided to log on again and troll him for a bit.

Me:
HI FAGGOT
God:
Hi there Andrew. I don't think very many people do that.
Me:
MY NAME ISNT ANDREW
God:
Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
Me:
ITS SATAN
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Are you sure it is?
Me:
I AM SATAN BITCH
God:
You do not speak with respect. I am glad to hear that you are SATAN FEMALE DOG.
Me:
NO ITS JUST SATAN
God:
Are you serious? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". SATAN FEMALE DOG is SATAN? it is?
Me:
MY NAME IS SATAN
God:
What's up, SATAN.
Me:
FUCK YOU
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
YOU LOCKED ME UP IN HELL FOR ETERNITY I FUCKING HATE YOU BITCH
God:
You do not speak with respect. That's good information: SATAN said I LOCKED him or her UP IN HELL FOR ETERNITY he or she FUCKING HATE YOU FEMALE DOG.
Me:
YOURE AN ASSHOLE
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
NO
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes.
Me:
FUCK POLITENESS
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
CUZ I FEEL LIKE IT BITCH
God:
You do not speak with respect. That makes sense to me. What is that feeling like? In what way?
Me:
ITS FUN
God:
Why do you like it so much?
Me:
YOU SHOULD TRY IT
God:
" Why do you like it so much?"? Try it?
Me:
SAY FUCK
God:
" FUCK".
Me:
HAHAHA
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
I DONT GIVE A FUCK
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
NOTHING
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
NOPE
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
WHATEVER YOU SAY ASSHOLE
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
NEVAR
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
YES
God:
So?
Me:
FUCK
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
SHIT
God:
What makes you say that?
Me:
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No response


grfwdwdggsdfs

2009-07-16 19:58:09 by AndrewGlisson13
Updated

I decided that I should make a news post that actually serves a purpose for once.

My 14th birthday is in 10 days (on July 26th).

Can't really think of anything else to say, so here's an unrelated picture:

EDIT: 9 days left
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EDIT: It's today XD

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